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Didn’t Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing
Going to the gym is a commitment, not just to raise the bar (literally) but to go on a regular basis in order to focus on physical fitness. Perseverance along with some sweat and tears will get the job done,
I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling
Gambling is only fun if you’re winning. If you’re losing, you start to get into such a hole that you think, “One more bet,” until you suddenly win everything back. Unfortunately, that’s not how it works most of the time.
They All Laughed When I Said I Wanted To Be A Comedian; Well, They’re Not Laughing Now
Have you noticed how some people are naturally funny? They open their mouths and funny comes out. Adam Sandler once said, “I don’t believe in beating my kids. So, I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt and Crocs to
Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids
Raising a family in Sherman Country can be an amazing feeling. Whether you have your own kids, adopt, or even “borrow” kids from your friends and family members, you start to create your own tribe. When you’re in a family
Haikus Are Easy. But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense. Refrigerator.
Have you ever noticed that today’s generation is harder to understand? They spend so much time on their phones texting that they have invented a new language. There are abbreviations, new words, new pronunciations, and even the occasional emoji thrown
I Don’t Always Whoomp, But When I Do, There It Is
Growing up in the 1980s and '90s meant embracing corny jokes. Of course, when we were saying them, they weren’t corny. They were a way of being cool. Sure, Tag Team sang about “Whoomp, There It Is.” However, being the