If you’ve been around Sherman Country long enough, you know that we don't hold back. Inconvenience - Incontinence; Potato-Potahto. Bathroom jokes will never not be funny. For example, there are two reasons you shouldn’t drink from the toilet: Number 1 and Number 2.
While some of you may be thinking that there’s nothing funny about incontinence, we have to disagree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHNBxd4LnDs
Depends…
Do these diapers make my butt look big?
What you find funny depends on what you have had to deal with in life. In Sherman Country, we try not to take anything too seriously. We’ve all had mishaps. We have pissed ourselves laughing at something.
Maybe we should start wearing Depends around the office. It could make cleaning up around here a lot easier.
Have you ever said one word but meant another? If you have, and you have said it around friends who can easily laugh, especially after a long day on the job, it can lead to hysterics.
That’s usually when we have our accidents. All it takes is someone to apologize for the inconvenience of having wet floor signs around. Only, it comes out “incontinence.” It brings a whole new meaning to the wet floor signs, don’t you think?
Urine Big Trouble Now
"I learned a valuable lesson last summer. There's a difference between peeing in a pool, and peeing into a pool. Location. Location. Location." - Demetri Martin
It’s important not to get yourself into trouble. Obviously, you don’t want to be incontinent. Planning can solve a lot of that. Either you take care of the issue immediately, or it could come back to haunt you later on.
We don’t all live inside of an Adam Sandler movie. If one of us pees ourselves, we don’t have Sandler doing the same, telling us “Everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.” Also, if you’re not familiar with this scene, you may want to watch Billy Madison ASAP. He’ll make you feel really good about your incontinence.
Honestly, though, you don’t want to be in big trouble at any point. You wear a pair of Depends if you’re incontinent. And if you need added storage on your property, you seek out a barndo.
Be careful, though. You don’t want to experience an awkward moment with your barndo, which is why it’s important to work with a company that knows what they’re doing, even if they do have a youthful wit. At Sherman, we have over 40 years of quality craftsmanship under our belts.
We can build you a garage, barndominium, man cave, or pole barn to your specifications.
Please Contain Yourself
All joking aside, we need to be clear about one thing: we don’t encourage you holding it. In any sense. If you hold your bladder for too long, you’re in big trouble. And if you hold out on getting a garage or barndo for too long, you may not have the kind of shelter that you need in life.
Consider what you have going on across your property right now. If you are running out of room for everything, it may prevent you from having organization. Equipment, vehicles, and other items may get stored outside, which means that they’re being exposed to the elements.
You're an eight.
Snow, rain, sun, and more can take its toll on your valuables. That’s why it’s important to store them inside of a garage or pole barn. We use the highest quality materials so that you can depend on what we build for long-term storage.
In fact, we have such strong builds that many people choose to have us build a pole barn as their primary residence. It can be built with as many doors, windows, and skylights as you want. From there, you can take the DIY approach for flooring and cabinets, or we can help with that, too.
So, don’t make us put wet floor signs up because you decided to hold it for too long. Call us now so we can talk to you about the many options available at Sherman Pole Buildings.
