
Barn In The USA
58 articles


I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol
By Glen Blamstead

A Dog Is Always In The Push-up Position
By Glen Blamstead

Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy
By Glen Blamstead

In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed
By Glen Blamstead

I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It
By Glen Blamstead

The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos
By Glen Blamstead

If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple
By Glen Blamstead


Common Mistakes to Avoid When Building a Pole Barn
By Veda Doerr

If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take
By Glen Blamstead


Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame
By Glen Blamstead

I Will NOT Go To Assertiveness Training
By Glen Blamstead

All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane
By Glen Blamstead

Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun
By Glen Blamstead

QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline
By Glen Blamstead


Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot
By Glen Blamstead

Barndominium vs. Traditional Home: Which One Wins?
By Veda Doerr

The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest
By Glen Blamstead

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest
By Glen Blamstead


The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades
By Glen Blamstead

My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go
By Glen Blamstead

They Don't Make Antique Rugs Like They Used To
By Glen Blamstead

The Guide To Choosing The Right Pole Barn Size
By Veda Doerr

Fruit Farmers Eat What They Can And Can What They Can’t
By Glen Blamstead

Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?
By Glen Blamstead


Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?
By Glen Blamstead

Got Confused By All The Yard Signs And Think I Voted For A Realtor
By Glen Blamstead

Sorry Your Refrigerator Died, That Stinks
By Glen Blamstead

Most Tourists Have Two Wrists
By Glen Blamstead

Not Sure I Ever Told You That I Climbed Mt Everest But, I Made It Up
By Glen Blamstead

Floor May Be Wet, Sorry For The Incontinence
By Glen Blamstead

Nothing Is Definite, That’s For Sure
By Glen Blamstead

Everyone Thinks That I'm Paranoid
By Glen Blamstead

Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement
By Glen Blamstead

The Winner Of The Abbreviation Contest Is TBA
By Glen Blamstead

I Wonder What People Have Against The Horse I Rode In On
By Glen Blamstead

It Is So Cold, I Saw A Politician With His Hands In His Own Pockets
By Glen Blamstead


Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines
By Glen Blamstead


Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read
By Glen Blamstead




I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet, I Don’t Know Why
By Glen Blamstead

Thanks To Us, Some Children ARE Raised In A Barn
By Glen Blamstead

Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff
By Glen Blamstead

I Lost My Mood Ring, And I Am Not Sure How I Feel About That
By Glen Blamstead

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar
By Glen Blamstead

The Shinbone Is A Device For Finding Furniture In A Dark Room
By Glen Blamstead

If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You, You're Invulnerable
By Glen Blamstead

Why Do You Need a Permit for Your Pole Barn?
By Veda Doerr

I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters
By Glen Blamstead
