In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed
By Glen Blamstead
She Shed
58 articles
I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It
By Glen Blamstead
The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos
By Glen Blamstead
If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple
By Glen Blamstead
If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take
By Glen Blamstead
Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame
By Glen Blamstead
All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane
By Glen Blamstead
Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun
By Glen Blamstead
Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks
By Glen Blamstead
QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline
By Glen Blamstead
Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot
By Glen Blamstead
Some People Have A Way With Words, Others Not Have Way
By Glen Blamstead
The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest
By Glen Blamstead
10 Fun Uses for a Pole Barn (That Actually Work)
By Veda Doerr
Judgemental People Are The Worst
By Glen Blamstead
My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go
By Glen Blamstead
The Guide To Choosing The Right Pole Barn Size
By Veda Doerr
Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?
By Glen Blamstead
Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?
By Glen Blamstead
Everyone Thinks That I'm Paranoid
By Glen Blamstead
Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read
By Glen Blamstead
I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved
By Glen Blamstead
The Frustrated Cannibal Threw Up His Arms
By Glen Blamstead
You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle
By Glen Blamstead
Circles. Pointless.
By Glen Blamstead
I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know
By Glen Blamstead
My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue
By Glen Blamstead
I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You
By Glen Blamstead
Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does
By Glen Blamstead
This Is Howie Dewitt
By Glen Blamstead
The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas
By Glen Blamstead
R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist
By Glen Blamstead
I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling
By Glen Blamstead
Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?
By Glen Blamstead
Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea
By Glen Blamstead
Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow
By Glen Blamstead
How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?
By Glen Blamstead
Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time
By Glen Blamstead
Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo
By Glen Blamstead
The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me
By Glen Blamstead
If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am
By Glen Blamstead
Hey Good Lookin' What You Got Cookin'?
By Glen Blamstead
Keep It Simple
By Glen Blamstead
Gimme Shelter
By Glen Blamstead
Legends Are Made
By Glen Blamstead
Buck Fever
By Glen Blamstead
Give Me the Beat Boys and Free My Soul
By Glen Blamstead
Build yourself a Redneck Yachtclub
By Glen Blamstead
Moonshine or Wine, It's All Fine
By Glen Blamstead
Our Customers are in Danger of Saving Too Much Money
By Glen Blamstead
How can you start a band, if you don't have a garage?
By Glen Blamstead