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Minnesota Snow Load by Region: How Pole Barns Are Engineered for It

Minnesota's ground snow loads range from 50 to 60 psf depending on region, with heavier loads in the north. Here's how e...

The Role of Ventilation in Maintaining a Healthy Pole Barn

Choosing The Best Pole Barn Doors: Sliding and Overhead Options

Sit Down, Give Your Mind A Rest - It Obviously Needs It

If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You, You're Invulnerable

I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters

Things That Matter Are Stored In A Sherman

My Friend Was Attacked By A Duck; I Tried To Warn Him, But That Made Matters Worse

Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once

I Was Taking The Road Out Of Town When Someone Told Me To Put It Back

I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved

Hippo and a Zippo: One is Really Heavy and The Other is a Little Lighter

You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle

Circles. Pointless.

I Was Delighted When I Discovered Someone Stole My Lamps

I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know

We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public

My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue

I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You

Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does

This Is Howie Dewitt

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas

R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist

Didn't Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing

I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling

They All Laughed When I Said I Wanted To Be A Comedian; Well, They're Not Laughing Now

Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids

Haikus Are Easy. But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense. Refrigerator.

I Don't Always Whoomp, But When I Do, There It Is

Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?

Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea

Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow

How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?

Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time

Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo

Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here

Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

A Bargain Is Something You Don’t Need At A Price You Can’t Resist

I Didn’t Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian

My Drinking Team Has A Bowling Problem

I Used To Breed Rabbits, Then I Realized They Can Handle It Themselves

Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains To Be Seen

My Recliner and I Go Way Back

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema

I Like To Play Dodgeball With Random People Who Don't Know They're Playing

Parallel Lines Have So Much In Common, It’s A Shame They’ll Never Meet

I Told Him To Be Himself; That Was Pretty Mean, I Guess

I Buy All My Guns From A Guy Called T-Rex, He’s A Small Arms Dealer

Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money

If You Think Eggplant Is Good, You Should Try Any Other Food; It’s Much Better

Well, Here I Am! What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory

The Problem With Trouble Shooting Is That Trouble Shoots Back

My Wife Just Found Out I Replaced Our Bed With A Trampoline; She Hit The Roof.

Nothing More Awkward Than When You Realize You’re Getting A Double-Cheek Kiss

My Three Favorite Things Are Eating My Family And Not Using Commas

If You Arrive Fashionably Late in Crocs, You’re Just Late

My Wife Accused Me Of Being Immature So I Told Her To Get Out Of My Fort

No Matter How Far You Push The Envelope It Remains Stationary

We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of “Smart”?

You’ll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The Fireplace

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You’re Signing Someone’s Cast

This Shirt Is 'Dry Clean Only' Which Means, Its Dirty

I Was Gonna Tell A Time Travelling Joke But You Guys Didn't Like It

With Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bills.

Whiteboards Are Remarkable

This Is My Step Ladder. I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

I Live In My Own Little World. But Its Ok, They Know Me Here

The Functional Genius of Pole Barns

Worrying Works: 90% Of The Things I Worry About Never Happen.

A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing

The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me

If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am

Hard To Tell If People Are Interested In Joining My Sarcastic Club Or Not

If Attacked By Clowns, Go For The Juggler

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About, Is Not Being Talked About

We Are All In This To get her

Stronger Than Steel And Wood

World Champ Tongue Twister Got Arrested, They’re Going To Give Him A Tough Sentence

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records

The Love Shack Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together

I Get Enough Exercise Pushing My Luck

If Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

How Come You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

I’d Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong

Of All The Dung In The World, Who Decided That Batshit Was The Craziest

Living This Dream They Call Rodeo

After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar Says WTF

I'm Not Superstitious, But I am a Little Stitious

Take A Pitcher It Lasts Longer

Do You Believe That You Can Walk On Water?

The Best Investment On Earth Is Earth

Keep It Simple

Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance

Keepin' It Rural

Am I The Only One?

Gimme Shelter

Legends Are Made

You're Not Gonna Like This Karen

I Went To Buy A Camo Hat, But I Couldn't Find Any

We Tailgate Harder Than Your Team Plays

Adventure Awaits in Minnesota's Playground

Never Forget

If Mud Ain't Flying, You Ain't Trying

Embracing a new risk averse standard beyond JIT Inventory

Everything We Do, We Do It Outback

I'm Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer, Maybe I Should Make Some

It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do

This Has Gotta Be The Good Life

Out here in the open Mmmmmm...motorboatin'

Holy Smoke, I Found the Holy Grill

Welcome To My Shanty, Drop By Anytime

Buy Me A Boat

Please Take Me Home

Let's Get Back To You And Islands

Welcome to Sherman Country

Barn in the USA

A Shot In The Dark

The House Won't Fall When the Bones Are Good

Live Like You're Dying

It Is Harvest Time

Take A Walk In The Woods

Life is Better on The Farm

A Good Life is a Collection of Memories

Let's Build An Empire Together

May the road go on forever

Please Take Note, These Are The Good Old Days.

A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven

Moonshine or Wine, It's All Fine

What Makes You Country

It Is Like A Sauna In Here

Decision 2020: This Year Your Choice Matters

Our Customers are in Danger of Saving Too Much Money

Skiing is a Dance and the Mountain Always Leads

We'll Travel Along Singing A Song, Side by Side

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Not My First Rodeo

Top 5 Reasons Steel Pole Buildings Can Help OCD (Obsessive Car Disorder)

Your Barn Door is Open

Shells Sink. Dreams Float. Life’s Good on Our Boat.

Pole Building Partners

A Revised History of Animal Shelters

Metal has Many Faces

Fun with a Ferris Wheel

Space for a Magical Machine

No More Bitter Single Guys