Sherman Country

173 articles

Barndominium Floor Plans: How the Combined Living and Shop Layout Actually Works

By Veda DoerrApr 2, 2026

The Porta-Potty Incident of Approximately 1987

By Glen BlamsteadApr 1, 2026

How to Sound Extremely Knowledgeable About Things You Just Heard of Two Seconds Ago

By Glen BlamsteadMar 25, 2026

Everything Settles Eventually.

By Glen BlamsteadMar 17, 2026

What Most People Don't Know About Modular Home Quality Control

By Veda DoerrMar 13, 2026

Out of My Mind, Back in Five Minutes.

By Glen BlamsteadMar 11, 2026

Time Is What Keeps Things from Happening All at Once

By Glen BlamsteadMar 5, 2026

Fire Safety is Often Treated as an Afterthought in Post-Frame Construction—Until Something Goes Wrong

By Veda DoerrMar 2, 2026

Modular Homes in Minnesota: A Smarter Path to the Home You've Been Envisioning

By Veda DoerrFeb 26, 2026

Hidden Costs of Neglect: Small Pole Building Issues That Become Expensive If Ignored

By Veda DoerrFeb 25, 2026

I Have an Inferiority Complex, But it's Not a Very Good One.

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 23, 2026

I Told My Wife She Was Drawing Her Eyebrows Too High...She Looked Surprised.

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 16, 2026

When You Blindly Follow the Masses, Sometimes the 'M' is Silent.

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 13, 2026

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 5, 2026

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

By Glen BlamsteadJan 23, 2026

Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow.

By Glen BlamsteadJan 15, 2026

How Winter Weather Impacts the Longevity of Post-Frame Structures (and How to Prepare)

By Veda DoerrJan 8, 2026

I've been repeating the same mistakes for so long now, I'll start calling them traditions.

By Glen BlamsteadJan 5, 2026

She Shed Ideas, Decorating Tips, and Inspiration for Your Dream Backyard Retreat

By Veda DoerrDec 22, 2025

If Christmas Lights Had Feelings, Mine Would File Complaints

By Glen BlamsteadDec 11, 2025

Never Make Snow Angels In A Dog Park

By Glen BlamsteadDec 2, 2025

I Got A King Sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

By Glen BlamsteadNov 25, 2025

I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol

By Glen BlamsteadNov 18, 2025

A Dog Is Always In The Push-up Position

By Glen BlamsteadNov 4, 2025

Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy

By Glen BlamsteadOct 31, 2025

In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed

By Glen BlamsteadOct 28, 2025

I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It

By Glen BlamsteadOct 24, 2025

The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos

By Glen BlamsteadOct 21, 2025

If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple

By Glen BlamsteadOct 17, 2025

When I Was A Boy, I'd Lay In My Twin Sized Bed And Wonder Where My Brother Was

By Glen BlamsteadOct 14, 2025

I Love Cottage Cheese So Much That I Want To Try Other Dwelling Cheeses

By Glen BlamsteadOct 10, 2025

If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take

By Glen BlamsteadOct 3, 2025

If Someone Hands You A Flyer, Its Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away

By Glen BlamsteadSep 26, 2025

Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame

By Glen BlamsteadSep 19, 2025

I Will NOT Go To Assertiveness Training

By Glen BlamsteadSep 12, 2025

All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane

By Glen BlamsteadSep 5, 2025

Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun

By Glen BlamsteadAug 29, 2025

Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks

By Glen BlamsteadAug 22, 2025

QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline

By Glen BlamsteadAug 19, 2025

Summer-Ready: How to Prepare Your Pole Building for Hot Weather

By Veda DoerrAug 15, 2025

Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot

By Glen BlamsteadAug 5, 2025

Some People Have A Way With Words, Others Not Have Way

By Glen BlamsteadAug 1, 2025

The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest

By Glen BlamsteadJul 26, 2025

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

By Glen BlamsteadJul 1, 2025

Got A Universal Remote Control And Thought, "This Changes Everything!"

By Glen BlamsteadJun 24, 2025

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades

By Glen BlamsteadJun 13, 2025

My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go

By Glen BlamsteadJun 10, 2025

The Guide To Choosing The Right Pole Barn Size

By Veda DoerrMay 30, 2025

Fruit Farmers Eat What They Can And Can What They Can’t

By Glen BlamsteadMay 27, 2025

Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?

By Glen BlamsteadMay 20, 2025

There's A Fine Line Between Fishing And Standing On The Shore Like An Idiot

By Glen BlamsteadMay 9, 2025

Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?

By Glen BlamsteadMay 6, 2025

Got Confused By All The Yard Signs And Think I Voted For A Realtor

By Glen BlamsteadMay 2, 2025

Most Tourists Have Two Wrists

By Glen BlamsteadApr 15, 2025

Not Sure I Ever Told You That I Climbed Mt Everest But, I Made It Up

By Glen BlamsteadApr 11, 2025

Floor May Be Wet, Sorry For The Incontinence

By Glen BlamsteadMar 25, 2025

Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 25, 2025

I Wonder What People Have Against The Horse I Rode In On

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 11, 2025

Pole Barn Insulation: Best Practices for Energy Efficiency

By Veda DoerrJan 28, 2025

Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines

By Glen BlamsteadJan 24, 2025

How To Repair Pole Barn Posts And How To Keep Them From Rotting

By Veda DoerrJan 21, 2025

Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read

By Glen BlamsteadJan 14, 2025

Celebrities Banned From Owning A Sherman Building

By Glen BlamsteadJan 10, 2025

I'm Not Really A Control Freak, BUT Can I Show You The Right Way To Do That?

By Glen BlamsteadJan 7, 2025

When You've Been Eating Healthy For The Past 15 Minutes and Still See No Progress

By Glen BlamsteadDec 13, 2024

I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet, I Don’t Know Why

By Glen BlamsteadDec 3, 2024

Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff

By Glen BlamsteadNov 12, 2024

I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters

By Glen BlamsteadSep 20, 2024

My Friend Was Attacked By A Duck; I Tried To Warn Him, But That Made Matters Worse

By Glen BlamsteadSep 6, 2024

Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once

By Glen BlamsteadAug 23, 2024

I Was Taking The Road Out Of Town When Someone Told Me To Put It Back

By Glen BlamsteadAug 13, 2024

I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved

By Glen BlamsteadAug 2, 2024

The Frustrated Cannibal Threw Up His Arms

By Glen BlamsteadJul 26, 2024

Hippo and a Zippo: One is Really Heavy and The Other is a Little Lighter

By Glen BlamsteadJul 12, 2024

You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle

By Glen BlamsteadJun 25, 2024

Seeking Barndo Carpenters

By Veda DoerrJun 21, 2024

Circles. Pointless.

By Glen BlamsteadJun 14, 2024

Choosing the Right Size: A Guide to Common Pole Barn Sizes

By Veda DoerrJun 11, 2024

I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know

By Glen BlamsteadMay 31, 2024

We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public

By Glen BlamsteadMay 24, 2024

My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue

By Glen BlamsteadMay 17, 2024

I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You

By Glen BlamsteadMay 10, 2024

Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does

By Glen BlamsteadApr 30, 2024

This Is Howie Dewitt

By Glen BlamsteadApr 23, 2024

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas

By Glen BlamsteadApr 19, 2024

R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist

By Glen BlamsteadApr 9, 2024

Didn't Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing

By Glen BlamsteadMar 25, 2024

I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling

By Glen BlamsteadMar 19, 2024

They All Laughed When I Said I Wanted To Be A Comedian; Well, They're Not Laughing Now

By Glen BlamsteadMar 12, 2024

Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 13, 2024

Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 2, 2024

Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow

By Glen BlamsteadJan 26, 2024

How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?

By Glen BlamsteadJan 19, 2024

Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time

By Glen BlamsteadJan 12, 2024

Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo

By Glen BlamsteadJan 5, 2024

Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here

By Glen BlamsteadDec 21, 2023

Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting

By Glen BlamsteadDec 15, 2023

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

By Glen BlamsteadDec 5, 2023

A Bargain Is Something You Don’t Need At A Price You Can’t Resist

By Glen BlamsteadNov 21, 2023

I Didn’t Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian

By Glen BlamsteadNov 17, 2023

My Drinking Team Has A Bowling Problem

By Glen BlamsteadNov 10, 2023

I Used To Breed Rabbits, Then I Realized They Can Handle It Themselves

By Glen BlamsteadNov 3, 2023

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

By Glen BlamsteadOct 27, 2023

Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains To Be Seen

By Glen BlamsteadOct 20, 2023

My Recliner and I Go Way Back

By Glen BlamsteadOct 13, 2023

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

By Glen BlamsteadOct 6, 2023

Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema

By Glen BlamsteadSep 29, 2023

Parallel Lines Have So Much In Common, It’s A Shame They’ll Never Meet

By Glen BlamsteadSep 15, 2023

I Told Him To Be Himself; That Was Pretty Mean, I Guess

By Glen BlamsteadSep 8, 2023

I Buy All My Guns From A Guy Called T-Rex, He’s A Small Arms Dealer

By Glen BlamsteadSep 1, 2023

Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money

By Glen BlamsteadAug 25, 2023

If You Think Eggplant Is Good, You Should Try Any Other Food; It’s Much Better

By Glen BlamsteadAug 21, 2023

I Invented The Cold Air Balloon But It Never Really Took Off

By Glen BlamsteadAug 11, 2023

Well, Here I Am! What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

By Glen BlamsteadAug 4, 2023

A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory

By Glen BlamsteadAug 1, 2023

My Wife Just Found Out I Replaced Our Bed With A Trampoline; She Hit The Roof.

By Glen BlamsteadJul 11, 2023

Nothing More Awkward Than When You Realize You’re Getting A Double-Cheek Kiss

By Glen BlamsteadJun 30, 2023

If You Arrive Fashionably Late in Crocs, You’re Just Late

By Glen BlamsteadJun 16, 2023

My Wife Accused Me Of Being Immature So I Told Her To Get Out Of My Fort

By Glen BlamsteadJun 9, 2023

No Matter How Far You Push The Envelope It Remains Stationary

By Glen BlamsteadMay 30, 2023

Now Hiring: Great Vision Without Great People Is Irrelevant.

By Glen BlamsteadMay 23, 2023

I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good.

By Glen BlamsteadMay 19, 2023

You’ll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The Fireplace

By Glen BlamsteadApr 28, 2023

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You’re Signing Someone’s Cast

By Glen BlamsteadApr 18, 2023

This Shirt Is 'Dry Clean Only' Which Means, Its Dirty

By Glen BlamsteadApr 11, 2023

I Was Gonna Tell A Time Travelling Joke But You Guys Didn't Like It

By Glen BlamsteadMar 21, 2023

I Can Tell People Are Judgmental Just By Looking At Them

By Glen BlamsteadMar 10, 2023

With Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bills.

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 28, 2023

Whiteboards Are Remarkable

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 14, 2023

This Is My Step Ladder. I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

By Glen BlamsteadJan 31, 2023

I Live In My Own Little World. But Its Ok, They Know Me Here

By Glen BlamsteadJan 20, 2023

The Functional Genius of Pole Barns

By Veda DoerrJan 17, 2023

Worrying Works: 90% Of The Things I Worry About Never Happen.

By Glen BlamsteadJan 6, 2023

A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing

By Glen BlamsteadDec 13, 2022

From Our Family To Yours

By Glen BlamsteadDec 2, 2022

The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me

By Glen BlamsteadNov 18, 2022

If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am

By Glen BlamsteadNov 11, 2022

Hard To Tell If People Are Interested In Joining My Sarcastic Club Or Not

By Glen BlamsteadNov 1, 2022

If Attacked By Clowns, Go For The Juggler

By Glen BlamsteadOct 18, 2022

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About, Is Not Being Talked About

By Glen BlamsteadOct 11, 2022

We Are All In This To get her

By Glen BlamsteadSep 30, 2022

Stronger Than Steel And Wood

By Veda DoerrSep 9, 2022

World Champ Tongue Twister Got Arrested, They’re Going To Give Him A Tough Sentence

By Glen BlamsteadAug 23, 2022

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

By Glen BlamsteadAug 12, 2022

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records

By Glen BlamsteadAug 9, 2022

The Love Shack Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together

By Glen BlamsteadJul 29, 2022

I Get Enough Exercise Pushing My Luck

By Glen BlamsteadJul 22, 2022

If Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

By Glen BlamsteadJul 15, 2022

How Come You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

By Glen BlamsteadJul 6, 2022

I Believe In You

By Glen BlamsteadMay 25, 2021

Holy Smoke, I Found the Holy Grill

By Glen BlamsteadMay 4, 2021

Please Take Me Home

By Glen BlamsteadMar 30, 2021

Won't You Help Me Sing These Songs of Freedom

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 26, 2021

Let's Get Back To You And Islands

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 9, 2021

Welcome to Sherman Country

By Glen BlamsteadJan 12, 2021

What is a Pole Building, Exactly?

By Veda DoerrDec 19, 2020

A Shot In The Dark

By Glen BlamsteadDec 8, 2020

Buck Fever

By Glen BlamsteadNov 2, 2020

Live Like You're Dying

By Glen BlamsteadOct 16, 2020

It Is Harvest Time

By Glen BlamsteadSep 18, 2020

Take A Walk In The Woods

By Glen BlamsteadSep 4, 2020

Life is Better on The Farm

By Glen BlamsteadAug 21, 2020

A Good Life is a Collection of Memories

By Glen BlamsteadJul 23, 2020

Let's Build An Empire Together

By Glen BlamsteadJun 30, 2020

May the road go on forever

By Glen BlamsteadJun 16, 2020

A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven

By Glen BlamsteadApr 28, 2020

What Makes You Country

By Glen BlamsteadFeb 27, 2020

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People Are Crazy

By Glen BlamsteadOct 25, 2019

Chili and Frito pie, Official Dish of Texas and Loved by Minnesotans

By Glen BlamsteadOct 10, 2019

We'll Travel Along Singing A Song, Side by Side

By Glen BlamsteadSep 26, 2019

Pole Barns Make Excellent Storage or Commercial Buildings

By Veda DoerrAug 20, 2019

How can you start a band, if you don't have a garage?

By Glen BlamsteadJul 8, 2019

Common and Not So Common Uses for Outbuildings

By Veda DoerrJun 3, 2019