Articles by Glen Blamstead

251 articles

Glen Blamstead standing next to his famously messy work truck in spring

I Have a System. It's Just Not a Good One.

May 15, 2026

porta potty at sunset

The Porta-Potty Incident of Approximately 1987

April 1, 2026

see, hear, speak no evil monkeys

How to Sound Extremely Knowledgeable About Things You Just Heard of Two Seconds Ago

March 25, 2026

Everything Settles Eventually.

Everything Settles Eventually.

March 17, 2026

Out of My Mind, Back in Five Minutes.

Out of My Mind, Back in Five Minutes.

March 11, 2026

Time Is What Keeps Things from Happening All at Once

Time Is What Keeps Things from Happening All at Once

March 5, 2026

I Have an Inferiority Complex, But it's Not a Very Good One.

I Have an Inferiority Complex, But it's Not a Very Good One.

February 23, 2026

I Told My Wife She Was Drawing Her Eyebrows Too High...She Looked Surprised.

I Told My Wife She Was Drawing Her Eyebrows Too High...She Looked Surprised.

February 16, 2026

When You Blindly Follow the Masses, Sometimes the 'M' is Silent.

When You Blindly Follow the Masses, Sometimes the 'M' is Silent.

February 13, 2026

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

February 5, 2026

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap.

January 23, 2026

Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow.

Only Dead Fish Go With the Flow.

January 15, 2026

I've been repeating the same mistakes for so long now, I'll start calling them traditions.

I've been repeating the same mistakes for so long now, I'll start calling them traditions.

January 5, 2026

If Christmas Lights Had Feelings, Mine Would File Complaints

If Christmas Lights Had Feelings, Mine Would File Complaints

December 11, 2025

Never Make Snow Angels In A Dog Park

Never Make Snow Angels In A Dog Park

December 2, 2025

I Got A King Sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

I Got A King Sized Bed. I Don't Know Any Kings, But If One Came Over, I Guess He'd Be Comfortable.

November 25, 2025

I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol

I Drive Way Too Fast To Worry About Cholesterol

November 18, 2025

A Dog Is Always In The Push-up Position

A Dog Is Always In The Push-up Position

November 4, 2025

Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy

Help Stamp Out, Eliminate And Abolish Redundancy

October 31, 2025

In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed

In A Battle Of Wits, I Consider You Unarmed

October 28, 2025

I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It

I'm Against Picketing But I Don't Know How To Show It

October 24, 2025

The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos

The Opposite Of Ladyfingers Is Mentos

October 21, 2025

If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple

If You Were A Fruit, You'd Be A Fine-apple

October 17, 2025

When I Was A Boy, I'd Lay In My Twin Sized Bed And Wonder Where My Brother Was

When I Was A Boy, I'd Lay In My Twin Sized Bed And Wonder Where My Brother Was

October 14, 2025

I Love Cottage Cheese So Much That I Want To Try Other Dwelling Cheeses

I Love Cottage Cheese So Much That I Want To Try Other Dwelling Cheeses

October 10, 2025

If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take

If You're Scared Of Escalators, There Are Steps You Can Take

October 3, 2025

If Someone Hands You A Flyer, Its Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away

If Someone Hands You A Flyer, Its Like They're Saying Here You Throw This Away

September 26, 2025

Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame

Stick Around I May Need Someone To Blame

September 19, 2025

I Will NOT Go To Assertiveness Training

I Will NOT Go To Assertiveness Training

September 12, 2025

All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane

All I Learned In Boarding School Is How To Get On A Plane

September 5, 2025

Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun

Don't Want None Unless You Got Puns Hun

August 29, 2025

Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks

Two Mallards Walk Into A Bar, The Third One Ducks

August 22, 2025

QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline

QE LIFE >> Merch Store Addiction Hotline

August 19, 2025

Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot

Confucius Say: Man Who Stand On Toilet, Get High On Pot

August 5, 2025

Some People Have A Way With Words, Others Not Have Way

Some People Have A Way With Words, Others Not Have Way

August 1, 2025

The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest

The First Five Days After The Weekend Are The Hardest

July 26, 2025

Judgemental People Are The Worst

Judgemental People Are The Worst

July 8, 2025

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

He Who Laughs Last Thinks Slowest

July 1, 2025

Got A Universal Remote Control And Thought, "This Changes Everything!"

Got A Universal Remote Control And Thought, "This Changes Everything!"

June 24, 2025

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades

The Worst Time To Have A Heart Attack Is During A Game Of Charades

June 13, 2025

My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go

My Friend Worked As A Trapeze Artist Until He Was Let Go

June 10, 2025

They Don't Make Antique Rugs Like They Used To

They Don't Make Antique Rugs Like They Used To

June 6, 2025

Every Single Hipster Can Rightfully Claim They Were Hipster "Before It Was Cool"

Every Single Hipster Can Rightfully Claim They Were Hipster "Before It Was Cool"

June 3, 2025

Fruit Farmers Eat What They Can And Can What They Can’t

Fruit Farmers Eat What They Can And Can What They Can’t

May 27, 2025

Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?

Does Anyone Want To Play Solitaire With Me?

May 20, 2025

There's A Fine Line Between Fishing And Standing On The Shore Like An Idiot

There's A Fine Line Between Fishing And Standing On The Shore Like An Idiot

May 9, 2025

Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?

Quality Erections: Accident or Genius Marketing?

May 6, 2025

Got Confused By All The Yard Signs And Think I Voted For A Realtor

Got Confused By All The Yard Signs And Think I Voted For A Realtor

May 2, 2025

Sorry Your Refrigerator Died, That Stinks

Sorry Your Refrigerator Died, That Stinks

April 25, 2025

Most Tourists Have Two Wrists

Most Tourists Have Two Wrists

April 15, 2025

Not Sure I Ever Told You That I Climbed Mt Everest But, I Made It Up

Not Sure I Ever Told You That I Climbed Mt Everest But, I Made It Up

April 11, 2025

Floor May Be Wet, Sorry For The Incontinence

Floor May Be Wet, Sorry For The Incontinence

March 25, 2025

Nothing Is Definite, That’s For Sure

Nothing Is Definite, That’s For Sure

March 14, 2025

Everyone Thinks That I'm Paranoid

Everyone Thinks That I'm Paranoid

March 4, 2025

Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement

Exaggeration Is A Billion Times Worse Than Understatement

February 25, 2025

The Winner Of The Abbreviation Contest Is TBA

The Winner Of The Abbreviation Contest Is TBA

February 18, 2025

I Wonder What People Have Against The Horse I Rode In On

I Wonder What People Have Against The Horse I Rode In On

February 11, 2025

It Is So Cold, I Saw A Politician With His Hands In His Own Pockets

It Is So Cold, I Saw A Politician With His Hands In His Own Pockets

February 4, 2025

Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines

Corduroy Pillows Are Making Headlines

January 24, 2025

Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read

Every Book Is A Children's Book, If The Kid Can Read

January 14, 2025

Celebrities Banned From Owning A Sherman Building

Celebrities Banned From Owning A Sherman Building

January 10, 2025

I'm Not Really A Control Freak, BUT Can I Show You The Right Way To Do That?

I'm Not Really A Control Freak, BUT Can I Show You The Right Way To Do That?

January 7, 2025

When You've Been Eating Healthy For The Past 15 Minutes and Still See No Progress

When You've Been Eating Healthy For The Past 15 Minutes and Still See No Progress

December 13, 2024

I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet, I Don’t Know Why

I Only Know 25 Letters Of The Alphabet, I Don’t Know Why

December 3, 2024

Thanks To Us, Some Children ARE Raised In A Barn

Thanks To Us, Some Children ARE Raised In A Barn

November 22, 2024

Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff

Dogs Have Masters, Cats Have Staff

November 12, 2024

I Lost My Mood Ring, And I Am Not Sure How I Feel About That

I Lost My Mood Ring, And I Am Not Sure How I Feel About That

November 1, 2024

Sit Down, Give Your Mind A Rest - It Obviously Needs It

Sit Down, Give Your Mind A Rest - It Obviously Needs It

October 25, 2024

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar

October 18, 2024

The Shinbone Is A Device For Finding Furniture In A Dark Room

The Shinbone Is A Device For Finding Furniture In A Dark Room

October 8, 2024

If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You, You're Invulnerable

If What You Don't Know Can't Hurt You, You're Invulnerable

September 27, 2024

I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters

I Used To Have A Band Named 'Lost Dog', You Probably Saw Our Posters

September 20, 2024

We’re Bringing Barns Back

We’re Bringing Barns Back

September 13, 2024

Things That Matter Are Stored In A Sherman

Things That Matter Are Stored In A Sherman

September 10, 2024

My Friend Was Attacked By A Duck; I Tried To Warn Him, But That Made Matters Worse

My Friend Was Attacked By A Duck; I Tried To Warn Him, But That Made Matters Worse

September 6, 2024

Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once

Some Mistakes Are Too Much Fun To Only Make Once

August 23, 2024

I Was Taking The Road Out Of Town When Someone Told Me To Put It Back

I Was Taking The Road Out Of Town When Someone Told Me To Put It Back

August 13, 2024

I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved

I Was Surprised When The Stationary Store Moved

August 2, 2024

The Frustrated Cannibal Threw Up His Arms

The Frustrated Cannibal Threw Up His Arms

July 26, 2024

Hippo and a Zippo: One is Really Heavy and The Other is a Little Lighter

Hippo and a Zippo: One is Really Heavy and The Other is a Little Lighter

July 12, 2024

You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle

You Guys Don't Need A Wingman, You Need A Miracle

June 25, 2024

Circles. Pointless.

Circles. Pointless.

June 14, 2024

I Was Delighted When I Discovered Someone Stole My Lamps

I Was Delighted When I Discovered Someone Stole My Lamps

June 7, 2024

I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know

I Ordered A Chicken And An Egg From Amazon ... I'll Let You Know

May 31, 2024

We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public

We Never Really Grow Up, We Only Learn How To Act In Public

May 24, 2024

My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue

My Favorite Word Is Drool, It Just Rolls Off The Tongue

May 17, 2024

I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You

I Will Always Cherish The Initial Misconceptions I Had About You

May 10, 2024

Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does

Laugh At Your Problems, Everybody Else Does

April 30, 2024

This Is Howie Dewitt

This Is Howie Dewitt

April 23, 2024

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas

The Voices In My Head May Not Be Real, But They Have Some Good Ideas

April 19, 2024

R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist

R.I.P Boiled Water, You Will Be Mist

April 9, 2024

Didn't Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing

Didn't Go To The Gym Today, But The Cashier At McDonalds Was Jim, So Same Thing

March 25, 2024

I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling

I Bet You I Could Stop Gambling

March 19, 2024

They All Laughed When I Said I Wanted To Be A Comedian; Well, They're Not Laughing Now

They All Laughed When I Said I Wanted To Be A Comedian; Well, They're Not Laughing Now

March 12, 2024

Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids

Insanity Is Hereditary, You Get It From Your Kids

March 5, 2024

Haikus Are Easy. But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense. Refrigerator.

Haikus Are Easy. But Sometimes They Don’t Make Sense. Refrigerator.

February 27, 2024

I Don't Always Whoomp, But When I Do, There It Is

I Don't Always Whoomp, But When I Do, There It Is

February 20, 2024

Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?

Does Anyone Ever Spiral Into Control?

February 13, 2024

Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea

Taking A Dog Named Shark To The Beach Is A Bad Idea

February 2, 2024

Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow

Relish Today, Ketchup Tomorrow

January 26, 2024

How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?

How Many Lowes Could A Rob Lowe Rob, If Rob Lowe Could Rob Lowes?

January 19, 2024

Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time

Just Sold My Homing Pigeon On Ebay For The 22nd Time

January 12, 2024

Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo

Boycott Shampoo; Demand The Real Poo

January 5, 2024

Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here

Welcome To Assumption Club; I Think We All Know Why You Are Here

December 21, 2023

Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting

Surely Not EVERYONE Was Kung Fu Fighting

December 15, 2023

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

What If There Were No Hypothetical Questions?

December 5, 2023

A Bargain Is Something You Don’t Need At A Price You Can’t Resist

A Bargain Is Something You Don’t Need At A Price You Can’t Resist

November 21, 2023

I Didn’t Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian

I Didn’t Fight My Way To The Top Of The Food Chain To Be A Vegetarian

November 17, 2023

My Drinking Team Has A Bowling Problem

My Drinking Team Has A Bowling Problem

November 10, 2023

I Used To Breed Rabbits, Then I Realized They Can Handle It Themselves

I Used To Breed Rabbits, Then I Realized They Can Handle It Themselves

November 3, 2023

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

Why Do They Lock Gas Station Bathrooms? Are They Afraid Someone Will Clean Them?

October 27, 2023

Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains To Be Seen

Will Glass Coffins Be A Success? Remains To Be Seen

October 20, 2023

My Recliner and I Go Way Back

My Recliner and I Go Way Back

October 13, 2023

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

Meanwhile in a parallel universe: “Where are all these extra single socks coming from?!”

October 6, 2023

Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema

Autocorrect Is My Worst Enema

September 29, 2023

I Like To Play Dodgeball With Random People Who Don't Know They're Playing

I Like To Play Dodgeball With Random People Who Don't Know They're Playing

September 22, 2023

Parallel Lines Have So Much In Common, It’s A Shame They’ll Never Meet

Parallel Lines Have So Much In Common, It’s A Shame They’ll Never Meet

September 15, 2023

I Told Him To Be Himself; That Was Pretty Mean, I Guess

I Told Him To Be Himself; That Was Pretty Mean, I Guess

September 8, 2023

I Buy All My Guns From A Guy Called T-Rex, He’s A Small Arms Dealer

I Buy All My Guns From A Guy Called T-Rex, He’s A Small Arms Dealer

September 1, 2023

Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money

Some People Are So Poor, All They Have Is Money

August 25, 2023

If You Think Eggplant Is Good, You Should Try Any Other Food; It’s Much Better

If You Think Eggplant Is Good, You Should Try Any Other Food; It’s Much Better

August 21, 2023

I Invented The Cold Air Balloon But It Never Really Took Off

I Invented The Cold Air Balloon But It Never Really Took Off

August 11, 2023

Well, Here I Am! What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

Well, Here I Am! What Are Your Other Two Wishes?

August 4, 2023

A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory

A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad Memory

August 1, 2023

The Problem With Trouble Shooting Is That Trouble Shoots Back

The Problem With Trouble Shooting Is That Trouble Shoots Back

July 21, 2023

Sherman was named a top barndominium expert by Redfin.

Sherman was named a top barndominium expert by Redfin.

July 14, 2023

My Wife Just Found Out I Replaced Our Bed With A Trampoline; She Hit The Roof.

My Wife Just Found Out I Replaced Our Bed With A Trampoline; She Hit The Roof.

July 11, 2023

Nothing More Awkward Than When You Realize You’re Getting A Double-Cheek Kiss

Nothing More Awkward Than When You Realize You’re Getting A Double-Cheek Kiss

June 30, 2023

My Three Favorite Things Are Eating My Family And Not Using Commas

My Three Favorite Things Are Eating My Family And Not Using Commas

June 23, 2023

If You Arrive Fashionably Late in Crocs, You’re Just Late

If You Arrive Fashionably Late in Crocs, You’re Just Late

June 16, 2023

My Wife Accused Me Of Being Immature So I Told Her To Get Out Of My Fort

My Wife Accused Me Of Being Immature So I Told Her To Get Out Of My Fort

June 9, 2023

No Matter How Far You Push The Envelope It Remains Stationary

No Matter How Far You Push The Envelope It Remains Stationary

May 30, 2023

Now Hiring: Great Vision Without Great People Is Irrelevant.

Now Hiring: Great Vision Without Great People Is Irrelevant.

May 23, 2023

I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good.

I Intend To Live Forever. So Far, So Good.

May 19, 2023

My Boss is Going to Fire the Employee with the Worst Posture. I Have a Hunch, it Might Be Me.

My Boss is Going to Fire the Employee with the Worst Posture. I Have a Hunch, it Might Be Me.

May 16, 2023

We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of “Smart”?

We Have Enough Youth, How About A Fountain Of “Smart”?

May 9, 2023

You’ll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The Fireplace

You’ll Never Be As Lazy As Whoever Named The Fireplace

April 28, 2023

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You’re Signing Someone’s Cast

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You’re Signing Someone’s Cast

April 18, 2023

This Shirt Is 'Dry Clean Only' Which Means, Its Dirty

This Shirt Is 'Dry Clean Only' Which Means, Its Dirty

April 11, 2023

I Was Gonna Tell A Time Travelling Joke But You Guys Didn't Like It

I Was Gonna Tell A Time Travelling Joke But You Guys Didn't Like It

March 21, 2023

I Can Tell People Are Judgmental Just By Looking At Them

I Can Tell People Are Judgmental Just By Looking At Them

March 10, 2023

With Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bills.

With Great Power, Comes Great Electricity Bills.

February 28, 2023

Whiteboards Are Remarkable

Whiteboards Are Remarkable

February 14, 2023

This Is My Step Ladder. I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

This Is My Step Ladder. I Never Knew My Real Ladder.

January 31, 2023

I Live In My Own Little World. But Its Ok, They Know Me Here

I Live In My Own Little World. But Its Ok, They Know Me Here

January 20, 2023

Worrying Works: 90% Of The Things I Worry About Never Happen.

Worrying Works: 90% Of The Things I Worry About Never Happen.

January 6, 2023

A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing

A Computer Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing

December 13, 2022

From Our Family To Yours

From Our Family To Yours

December 2, 2022

The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me

The Fire Inside Me Burns Brighter Than The Fire Around Me

November 18, 2022

If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am

If You Are Like Me, And I Know I Am

November 11, 2022

Hard To Tell If People Are Interested In Joining My Sarcastic Club Or Not

Hard To Tell If People Are Interested In Joining My Sarcastic Club Or Not

November 1, 2022

If Attacked By Clowns, Go For The Juggler

If Attacked By Clowns, Go For The Juggler

October 18, 2022

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About, Is Not Being Talked About

The Only Thing Worse Than Being Talked About, Is Not Being Talked About

October 11, 2022

We Are All In This To get her

We Are All In This To get her

September 30, 2022

World Champ Tongue Twister Got Arrested, They’re Going To Give Him A Tough Sentence

World Champ Tongue Twister Got Arrested, They’re Going To Give Him A Tough Sentence

August 23, 2022

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

August 12, 2022

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records

Chuck Norris has a diary, it is called the Guinness Book Of World Records

August 9, 2022

The Love Shack Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together

The Love Shack Is A Little Old Place Where We Can Get Together

July 29, 2022

I Get Enough Exercise Pushing My Luck

I Get Enough Exercise Pushing My Luck

July 22, 2022

If Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

If Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

July 15, 2022

How Come You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

How Come You Never See A Headline Like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

July 6, 2022

I’d Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong

I’d Agree With You, But Then We’d Both Be Wrong

June 28, 2022

Of All The Dung In The World, Who Decided That Batshit Was The Craziest

Of All The Dung In The World, Who Decided That Batshit Was The Craziest

June 14, 2022

Living This Dream They Call Rodeo

Living This Dream They Call Rodeo

June 3, 2022

After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar Says WTF

After Monday and Tuesday Even the Calendar Says WTF

May 17, 2022

I'm Not Superstitious, But I am a Little Stitious

I'm Not Superstitious, But I am a Little Stitious

May 6, 2022

Take A Pitcher It Lasts Longer

Take A Pitcher It Lasts Longer

April 27, 2022

Do You Believe That You Can Walk On Water?

Do You Believe That You Can Walk On Water?

April 15, 2022

The Best Investment On Earth Is Earth

The Best Investment On Earth Is Earth

April 4, 2022

Hey Good Lookin' What You Got Cookin'?

Hey Good Lookin' What You Got Cookin'?

March 25, 2022

Keep It Simple

Keep It Simple

March 11, 2022

Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance

Take The Risk Or Lose The Chance

March 1, 2022

Keepin' It Rural

Keepin' It Rural

February 18, 2022

Am I The Only One?

Am I The Only One?

February 1, 2022

Gimme Shelter

Gimme Shelter

January 25, 2022

Legends Are Made

Legends Are Made

January 7, 2022

You're Not Gonna Like This Karen

You're Not Gonna Like This Karen

December 3, 2021

I Went To Buy A Camo Hat, But I Couldn't Find Any

I Went To Buy A Camo Hat, But I Couldn't Find Any

November 15, 2021

We Tailgate Harder Than Your Team Plays

We Tailgate Harder Than Your Team Plays

November 5, 2021

Never Forget

Never Forget

September 11, 2021

If Mud Ain't Flying, You Ain't Trying

If Mud Ain't Flying, You Ain't Trying

August 31, 2021

Embracing a new risk averse standard beyond JIT Inventory

Embracing a new risk averse standard beyond JIT Inventory

August 18, 2021

Everything We Do, We Do It Outback

Everything We Do, We Do It Outback

August 3, 2021

I'm Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer, Maybe I Should Make Some

I'm Pretty Good at Drinkin' Beer, Maybe I Should Make Some

July 27, 2021

It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do

It Takes A Lot Of Balls To Golf Like I Do

July 6, 2021

This Has Gotta Be The Good Life

This Has Gotta Be The Good Life

June 29, 2021

Out here in the open Mmmmmm...motorboatin'

Out here in the open Mmmmmm...motorboatin'

June 8, 2021

I Believe In You

I Believe In You

May 25, 2021

She's My Sweet Little Thing, She's My Pride and Joy

She's My Sweet Little Thing, She's My Pride and Joy

May 14, 2021

Holy Smoke, I Found the Holy Grill

Holy Smoke, I Found the Holy Grill

May 4, 2021

Welcome To My Shanty, Drop By Anytime

Welcome To My Shanty, Drop By Anytime

April 27, 2021

Buy Me A Boat

Buy Me A Boat

April 13, 2021

Please Take Me Home

Please Take Me Home

March 30, 2021

Won't You Help Me Sing These Songs of Freedom

Won't You Help Me Sing These Songs of Freedom

February 26, 2021

Let's Get Back To You And Islands

Let's Get Back To You And Islands

February 9, 2021

The Only Thing Better Than Bacon Is Bacon Wrapped In Bacon

The Only Thing Better Than Bacon Is Bacon Wrapped In Bacon

February 2, 2021

Welcome to Sherman Country

Welcome to Sherman Country

January 12, 2021

Barn in the USA

Barn in the USA

January 5, 2021

A Shot In The Dark

A Shot In The Dark

December 8, 2020

Buck Fever

Buck Fever

November 2, 2020

Live Like You're Dying

Live Like You're Dying

October 16, 2020

Friday Night Lights is a Lifestyle Not a Game

Friday Night Lights is a Lifestyle Not a Game

October 2, 2020

It Is Harvest Time

It Is Harvest Time

September 18, 2020

Take A Walk In The Woods

Take A Walk In The Woods

September 4, 2020

Life is Better on The Farm

Life is Better on The Farm

August 21, 2020

Give Me the Beat Boys and Free My Soul

Give Me the Beat Boys and Free My Soul

August 6, 2020

A Good Life is a Collection of Memories

A Good Life is a Collection of Memories

July 23, 2020

Let's Build An Empire Together

Let's Build An Empire Together

June 30, 2020

May the road go on forever

May the road go on forever

June 16, 2020

Please Take Note, These Are The Good Old Days.

Please Take Note, These Are The Good Old Days.

May 22, 2020

A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven

A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven

April 28, 2020

Build yourself a Redneck Yachtclub

Build yourself a Redneck Yachtclub

April 2, 2020

Moonshine or Wine, It's All Fine

Moonshine or Wine, It's All Fine

March 12, 2020

What Makes You Country

What Makes You Country

February 27, 2020

Have An Ice Day

Have An Ice Day

February 10, 2020

It Is Like A Sauna In Here

It Is Like A Sauna In Here

January 23, 2020

Decision 2020: This Year Your Choice Matters

Decision 2020: This Year Your Choice Matters

January 8, 2020

Our Customers are in Danger of Saving Too Much Money

Our Customers are in Danger of Saving Too Much Money

December 13, 2019

Skiing is a Dance and the Mountain Always Leads

Skiing is a Dance and the Mountain Always Leads

November 21, 2019

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People Are Crazy

God is Great, Beer is Good, and People Are Crazy

October 25, 2019

Chili and Frito pie, Official Dish of Texas and Loved by Minnesotans

Chili and Frito pie, Official Dish of Texas and Loved by Minnesotans

October 10, 2019

We'll Travel Along Singing A Song, Side by Side

We'll Travel Along Singing A Song, Side by Side

September 26, 2019

Are You Ready For Some Football?

Are You Ready For Some Football?

September 5, 2019

Times Have Changed, Think Inside The Box

Times Have Changed, Think Inside The Box

August 9, 2019

Not My First Rodeo

Not My First Rodeo

July 25, 2019

How can you start a band, if you don't have a garage?

How can you start a band, if you don't have a garage?

July 8, 2019

Top 5 Reasons Steel Pole Buildings Can Help OCD (Obsessive Car Disorder)

Top 5 Reasons Steel Pole Buildings Can Help OCD (Obsessive Car Disorder)

June 19, 2019

Your Barn Door is Open

Your Barn Door is Open

April 25, 2019

Shells Sink. Dreams Float. Life’s Good on Our Boat.

Shells Sink. Dreams Float. Life’s Good on Our Boat.

April 4, 2019

That's What She Shed

That's What She Shed

March 25, 2019

Minnesota Sports An Interesting History

Minnesota Sports An Interesting History

March 7, 2019

Skijoring Is Not Boring

Skijoring Is Not Boring

February 25, 2019

The Ultimate Outdoorsmen

The Ultimate Outdoorsmen

February 7, 2019

Vikings Seek Shelter

Vikings Seek Shelter

January 17, 2019

A Word from your Cold Weather Friends

A Word from your Cold Weather Friends

November 21, 2017

A Revised History of Animal Shelters

A Revised History of Animal Shelters

June 2, 2017

Keeping Fish and Women Happy

Keeping Fish and Women Happy

April 17, 2017

The Schlumpy Old Men

The Schlumpy Old Men

February 15, 2017

The Urologist's New Hobby

The Urologist's New Hobby

January 9, 2017

The Way to Build a Boat

The Way to Build a Boat

January 6, 2017

Careless Whispers of a Rock and Roll City

Careless Whispers of a Rock and Roll City

November 22, 2016

A Weird Take on Hospitality

A Weird Take on Hospitality

November 5, 2016

A Bend in the Truth

A Bend in the Truth

October 26, 2016

In Search of a World Record

In Search of a World Record

October 9, 2016

Fun with a Ferris Wheel

Fun with a Ferris Wheel

August 29, 2016

The Esther Williams Surprise

The Esther Williams Surprise

August 11, 2016

A Rocking Pool Party Place

A Rocking Pool Party Place

July 21, 2016

Space for a Magical Machine

Space for a Magical Machine

June 21, 2016

No More Bitter Single Guys

No More Bitter Single Guys

January 21, 2016

All Things Minimal

All Things Minimal

October 16, 2015

A Place to Party On

A Place to Party On

July 14, 2012